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le seum

/lə sœm/ · n. · french

the feeling of showing up after everyone already got in.

"il est arrivé après fréro. il a le seum."he arrived after fréro. he has le seum.

An orange kitten standing on two legs in a black balaclava and a yellow hi-vis vest with a French flag pin, in front of a French flag, looking salty
exhibit A
DÉPARTS · QUAI 7--:--
20:37FRÉROPARTI
20:49WESHPARTI
20:58FRÉROTPARTI
--:--LE SEUMRETARDÉ
tout le monde est déjà parti.retard estimé: +12 min

how he got le seum

  1. Every car in France has to carry a yellow hi-vis vest. It's been the law since 2008.So when France took to the streets, the uniform was already in every glovebox.
  2. He found his in the glovebox. Then the balaclava. Then a little flag pin.
  3. He got dressed. He practised the walk. He checked the vest in the mirror twice.
  4. By the time he got there, fréro had already left. So had wesh. So had everyone.
  5. He's still standing there. Vest on. Arms by his sides. He has le seum.

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